Gobble Gobble, MotherClucker!

Look at that turkey.
LOOK AT IT!!! 

That turkey is a badass. 

Anyway…. join us for a 90-minute special self defense class to kick off your Thanksgiving holiday weekend! 

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Wednesday, November 24, 2021
6:30-8:00pm

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Students will learn how to subdue a rowdy relative who’s had a few too many & has started getting aggressive.

You will learn joint locks & other “soft” solutions for when you need to let a motherclucker know while still keeping the peace at the dinner table. 

Tickets are $10 — All profits go to Central Texas Food Bank