Gobble Gobble, MotherClucker!
Look at that turkey.
LOOK AT IT!!!
That turkey is a badass.
Anyway…. join us for a 90-minute special self defense class to kick off your Thanksgiving holiday weekend!
Wednesday, November 24, 2021
Students will learn how to subdue a rowdy relative who’s had a few too many & has started getting aggressive.
You will learn joint locks & other “soft” solutions for when you need to let a motherclucker know while still keeping the peace at the dinner table.
Tickets are $10 — All profits go to Central Texas Food Bank